The peeps & pets of plastyk

Rufus

Rufus

Bacon Rind Consultant

Can hear a marshmallow being chewed at 50 paces. His never-ending cheerfulness often means we have to crank up his dose of intravenous Ritalin.

Crumpet

Crumpet

Assistant Galoot and Numpty

Known to walk into closed doors in broad daylight. Key responsibility is to help us find all possible synonyms for "chewed". Snores like a Stihl FarmBoss 391.

Magda Riley

Magda Riley

Web Designer

Purple. That's all that really needs to be said. However if you add the terms "crushed" and "velvet" then you'll have a friend for life.

Syeira

Syeira

Kissagram Coordinator

Although struggling with lap-based narcolepsy, Syeira finds time to maintain our SnogYourFacebook page and LickedIn accounts

Simba

Simba

Professional Fuzzball

Able to turn any carpet a pristine white simply by the process of walking across it. Don't mention the eye. Or the ear.

Ketzia

Ketzia

Wingnut

As our newest addition, Kizzy is happiest hanging upside down in our cloakroom. Known for her weird click/squeak bark and ability to catch moths in the webbing between her paws.

Nga Tran

Nga Tran

Programmer

Daily looks like she's walked fresh from the pages of Vogue magazine. Her Armani to our uggies.

Nicholas Riley

Nicholas Riley

Director

A complex Gordian knot-like problem requiring critical analysis is the staircase, and Nick is the slinky.

James Turner

James Turner

Lead .Net Developer

Dreams in code. Complains that two keyboards are not enough. Continues to enjoy his own particular version of vehicular cat-and-mouse with the local constabulary.

Ruth Taylor

Ruth Taylor

Web Developer/Designer

Collects Italian Greyhound puppies like odd socks out of the clothes dryer. Loves something called CSS which we think is to do with her actual real proper job. Apparently.

Phil Astley

Phil Astley

Director/Business Development

When not biz dev-ing, Phil can be found aimlessly wandering the streets of Unley, regaling passers-by with stories of how film was so much better than digital and that it'll make a comeback, just you watch.

Andre Biganovsky

Andre Biganovsky

Solutions Manager

As Solutions Manager, Andre has determined his favourite solution is that of barley, hops and yeast in water. Thus his popularity for client meetings is not to be discounted.

Nick Sorokin

Nick Sorokin

Developer

Nick is the new kid. We were sorely disappointed he doesn't have pigtails which we could've dipped into the inkwells at our desks.

Bob Burton

Bob Burton

Web Developer

WE HAVE TO SHOUT AT BOB COS OF HIS HEARING LOSS FROM PLAYING IN TWO HEAVY ROCK BANDS, ISN'T THAT RIGHT BOB? BOB?? BOB!! NO, OVER HERE!!!

Dexta

Dexta

CFS Support Crew

With a mere 2 bowlfuls of fresh water under his belt, Dex is able to single-pawdly extinguish a small forest fire. Practices his technique often.

Andrew Chataway

Andrew Chataway

Project Manager

There are countless farmers in a myriad of small villages in the world's coffee-producing nations who are thankful that Andrew was born.

Zen

Zen

Northern Territory Office

Zen is currently managing our Northern regions (oooh, matron!) and specialises in the mining and gas industries. Gas. Particularly gas.

Ollie Klein

Ollie Klein

Design Director / UX Aficionado

Ollie's artistic sense is exquisitely refined, like someone who can tell butter from I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter. Mmm... butter...

Moshi

Moshi

Postman Deflector

After years in the security industry, Moshi has found a comfy niche with us. However, avoid loud noises and sudden movements. Leave handguns at front door when arriving for meetings.

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Phil
Kali
Dexta
Bob
Andre
Kenny
Nick & Magda
Ollie
Ruth
Syeira & Ketzia
Simba
Crumpet
Rufus
Moshi
Try again? No Thanks. I need to go walkies.