The peeps & pets of plastyk
Bacon Rind Consultant
Can hear a marshmallow being chewed at 50 paces. His never-ending cheerfulness often means we have to crank up his dose of intravenous Ritalin.
Assistant Galoot and Numpty
Known to walk into closed doors in broad daylight. Key responsibility is to help us find all possible synonyms for "chewed". Snores like a Stihl FarmBoss 391.
Purple. That's all that really needs to be said. However if you add the terms "crushed" and "velvet" then you'll have a friend for life.
Although struggling with lap-based narcolepsy, Syeira finds time to maintain our SnogYourFacebook page and LickedIn accounts
Able to turn any carpet a pristine white simply by the process of walking across it. Don't mention the eye. Or the ear.
As our newest addition, Kizzy is happiest hanging upside down in our cloakroom. Known for her weird click/squeak bark and ability to catch moths in the webbing between her paws.
Daily looks like she's walked fresh from the pages of Vogue magazine. Her Armani to our uggies.
A complex Gordian knot-like problem requiring critical analysis is the staircase, and Nick is the slinky.
Lead .Net Developer
Dreams in code. Complains that two keyboards are not enough. Continues to enjoy his own particular version of vehicular cat-and-mouse with the local constabulary.
Collects Italian Greyhound puppies like odd socks out of the clothes dryer. Loves something called CSS which we think is to do with her actual real proper job. Apparently.
When not biz dev-ing, Phil can be found aimlessly wandering the streets of Unley, regaling passers-by with stories of how film was so much better than digital and that it'll make a comeback, just you watch.
As Solutions Manager, Andre has determined his favourite solution is that of barley, hops and yeast in water. Thus his popularity for client meetings is not to be discounted.
Nick is the new kid. We were sorely disappointed he doesn't have pigtails which we could've dipped into the inkwells at our desks.
WE HAVE TO SHOUT AT BOB COS OF HIS HEARING LOSS FROM PLAYING IN TWO HEAVY ROCK BANDS, ISN'T THAT RIGHT BOB? BOB?? BOB!! NO, OVER HERE!!!
CFS Support Crew
With a mere 2 bowlfuls of fresh water under his belt, Dex is able to single-pawdly extinguish a small forest fire. Practices his technique often.
There are countless farmers in a myriad of small villages in the world's coffee-producing nations who are thankful that Andrew was born.
Northern Territory Office
Zen is currently managing our Northern regions (oooh, matron!) and specialises in the mining and gas industries. Gas. Particularly gas.
Design Director / UX Aficionado
Ollie's artistic sense is exquisitely refined, like someone who can tell butter from I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter. Mmm... butter...
After years in the security industry, Moshi has found a comfy niche with us. However, avoid loud noises and sudden movements. Leave handguns at front door when arriving for meetings.